Hello. My name is Simon Kelk. In the daytime I am a mild-mannered geophysicist, but in the evenings I transform into a mild-mannered jack-of-all-trades.

I live in Surbiton near London. Surbiton is home to many famous fictitious characters including Tom & Barbara Good (plus neighbours Jerry & Margot Leadbetter). Terry & June also live here, as does Reginald Iolanthe Perrin. However it is not home to any famous real people. (Apart from Art Malik apparently, and I once saw Michaela Strachan at the train station, but I'm not sure that she lives here.) For more information than you could possibly ever want about the Surbiton area go to www.surbiton.com.

This website has no consistent theme in terms of content, and indeed is largely pointless except as a means for me to practice my HTML and Javascript skills. Nevertheless you may find some of the items half-useful and/or half-amusing - particularly the stuff in the Miscellaneous section.

However, if you're one of those people who are persevering with Netscape then some parts of this site won't work optimally, if at all.

If, for some reason, you should want to contact me, please email me at "simon @ simonkelk . co . uk"
Er, that's it...