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Not much to say about this one really. Simply enter a string of text in the box below (up to 60 words), and click the "convert" button to create a wonderful piece of crap art that you can cherish and which could well become a family heirloom.

For example, create personalised crap art by entering the name of a friend or loved one; or see what famous quotations might look like in art form

(Doesn't work in Netscape I'm afraid)

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